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Reasons why vanilla stormtroopers are the best


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Sand troopers:

  • Are dirty.
  • Don't have a cool sniper knee like we have, just some stupid diamond.
  • Are covered in sand.
  • Have to lug around backpacks, and thus move slower.
  • Covered in dirt and need a bath.

Shadow troopers:

  • Are just Darth Vader wannabes!

Stormtrooper Commanders:

  • Think they're so cool with their blue stripes and lightsabers, but aren't.
  • Don't have ice cream, we do.

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HWTs:

  • Sandtrooper wannabees.
  • Also have to lug around a backpack.
  • Are too lazy to do basic armour maintenance.??
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On 7/26/2019 at 1:52 PM, Chewy said:

HWTs:

  • Sandtrooper wannabees.
  • Also have to lug around a backpack.
  • Are too lazy to do basic armour maintenance.??

And they're from a video game!?? NERDS!

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Garrison Web Master | First Imperial Stormtrooper Detachment Leader Emeritus

ANH Stunt Stormtrooper - Centurion | ESB Line Officer - Imperator |Dengar - Approved
Heavy Weapon Trooper - Centurion| ESB Stormtrooper- Approved | Admiral Daala - Approved| Jodo Kast - Approved

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On 7/25/2019 at 3:54 PM, Alay said:

Sand troopers:

  • Are dirty.
  • Don't have a cool sniper knee like we have, just some stupid diamond.
  • Are covered in sand.
  • Have to lug around backpacks, and thus move slower.
  • Covered in dirt and need a bath.

Shadow troopers:

  • Are just Darth Vader wannabes!

Stormtrooper Commanders:

  • Think they're so cool with their blue stripes and lightsabers, but aren't.
  • Don't have ice cream, we do.

??

Oh yay!! Here comes the trash talk.

Maybe us Sandtroopers should start our own club.??

Rocky Roads Sandtroopers.

Whos with me?!?

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